1 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,649 Telephone 2 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:28,278 Calling me 3 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:36,411 {\an8}Who put all that shit in your head? 4 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:43,001 {\an8}Saying things 5 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:47,089 Telling things 6 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:51,051 {\an8}Till you break 7 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:56,431 {\an8}Filthy water 8 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,727 Bubbles up 9 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:09,736 Who put all that shit in your head? 10 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,314 Hey... Gudsen. 11 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,233 Hey, wake up. 12 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,527 Yo, Gudsen. 13 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:55,907 Investigator Gudsen? 14 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,575 Captain Steven Burke, 15 00:01:57,576 --> 00:01:58,952 Columbia Metro. 16 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,371 Long night, huh? 17 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,459 Just been burning the oil. 18 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,797 Can I help you with something? 19 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:15,219 Yeah. I have a meeting with Commander Englehart this morning. 20 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:19,723 Who has a guy gotta blow to get a cup of coffee around here, huh? 21 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:29,233 - On it, Captain. - All right. Thank you so much. 22 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:31,527 I... 23 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,153 Okay. 24 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:34,863 Yeah. 25 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:40,661 {\an8}Just appreciate the wake up by the way. I got a long drive ahead of me. 26 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:42,412 Drive, huh? 27 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,581 Yep. 28 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,835 I got this Arson Investigator Conference out in Leighton. 29 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,838 A little escape from the everyday. 30 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,631 Escape? 31 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,760 From two arsonists burning your jurisdiction to the fucking ground? 32 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,059 And how about Calderone? 33 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,895 She'd be joining you? 34 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:11,733 - No. - No. 35 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,527 Great. 36 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,571 Well, I mean, at least someone's working. 37 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:17,656 Yeah. 38 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,784 Captain Burke? 39 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,785 We have a meeting in the books? 40 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,204 No. I... 41 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,666 I was in the neighborhood. So... 42 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,462 - Come on down to my office. - All right. 43 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,631 You wanna... 44 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,842 Wanna take this coffee to go, Captain? 45 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,219 I never touch the stuff. 46 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:50,021 - So you and Gudsen go back a ways, huh? - We do. 47 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,106 Oh, yeah? That's... 48 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,275 Wow. 49 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,402 That's nice. 50 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,112 Beautiful. 51 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,365 And, so... 52 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,035 If he's not getting results, 53 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,204 how far are you willing to back him? 54 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,956 Well, your girl Calderone is right in there with him, so... 55 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:12,169 She is, yeah. Except Calderone is a fucking hero. 56 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,795 So... yeah. 57 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,298 I will back her all day. 58 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,052 This is nice, Harvey. 59 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:21,886 It's beautiful. 60 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:24,222 How long did it take you to build all this? 61 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,934 A lifetime, I would imagine. 62 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:32,105 Well, it could all be taken away in seconds if you back the wrong filly. 63 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,901 You're Kerrigan's attack dog, right? 64 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,153 - No. - Among other things? 65 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,198 Nah, no. I'm just a... 66 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:46,954 a loyal soldier to the Department. 67 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,040 That what they call bagmen these days? 68 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:57,381 - You know what I heard about you, Harvey? - Couldn't give less of a fuck. 69 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,383 You have a good day. 70 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:03,804 - Jane? - Okay. 71 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,848 Why don't you go ahead and give me those acquisition reports 72 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:08,600 on House seven, please? 73 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,271 Yeah. 74 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,233 Thank you. 75 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,993 I call it the triangle of customer service, 76 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:31,914 because we all need to try a little harder to make our customers feel like family. 77 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:35,585 That's why I'll stress cleanliness, politeness, appearance. 78 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,713 Those things matter most. 79 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,342 You must be Mr. Fasano. 80 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,094 Can I call you Freddy? 81 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,388 I'm Dev, Freddy. Your new manager. 82 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:49,850 I didn't get the job? 83 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:55,355 I was just talking to these folks about the importance of appearance. 84 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,985 How do you feel about a hat? 85 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,697 Nah. It itches. 86 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:09,411 Well, let's give it a day and see how we feel tomorrow. 87 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,339 - Hey. - You got a pen? 88 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,548 Yeah, why? 89 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:26,844 Gudsen's old partner Ezra Esposito's annuity checks are sent to 90 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:31,474 1175 North Garnet, Slot 65, in Corrales. 91 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,559 "Slot"? 92 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,603 That's what it says. 93 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,482 Thanks, Captain. 94 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,526 Yesterday it was "Steven." 95 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,820 I wouldn't read too much into it. 96 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:46,614 I gotta run. 97 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,075 Don't shoot anyone in the dick. 98 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,050 Hey. Kid. 99 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,177 You good? 100 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,346 - What's up? - Is Dave in there? 101 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,182 No. Why would Dave be in there? 102 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:14,226 Because you're fucking him. 103 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,436 You're in his book. 104 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,315 Okay. How do you know it's me? 105 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,943 You're graphically described. 106 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,778 Fuck no. 107 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,613 What? So, you're not sleeping with him? 108 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,698 No! 109 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,868 Abso-fucking-lutely not! 110 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,038 It's just... I hate this place. 111 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:41,210 Look, you wanna talk to me about not fitting in or anything, 112 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,337 hit me up. 113 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:43,839 You'll be okay. 114 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,092 Yo, how do I get a copy of Dave's book? 115 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:50,846 I can Airdrop it to you. 116 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:56,471 {\an8}Ken Maddox of the Reddington County Fire Department was the Arson Unit. 117 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:03,186 {\an8}Widely regarded as the preeminent arson investigator in the Western United States, 118 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:05,188 if not the whole country, 119 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:07,565 Ken Maddox had an effortless command 120 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:12,154 that made him such an asset to the county that they had to put up with his attitude. 121 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:17,743 Because Ken Maddox did not suffer fools any more than he suffered arsonists. 122 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:24,416 His intellect was matched only by his natural good looks. 123 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:28,378 His jaw was chiseled and hewn from rock. 124 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,714 His hair was thick and plentiful. 125 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,510 It was after midnight when the call came in. 126 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,679 Ken Maddox left the beautiful woman asleep in his bed 127 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,515 and got ready to hunt down the man 128 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:44,019 responsible for burning half the grocery stores in town. 129 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:48,732 Armed with his glock and his Reddington FD badge, 130 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:53,320 Maddox arrived at the scene ready to take command. 131 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,781 The police looked to him for guidance. 132 00:10:56,782 --> 00:11:00,619 They knew that only he could unlock the twisted mind of the arsonist. 133 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,038 Ken Maddox's supposed superiors 134 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:07,792 decided he needed a partner to solve the Potato Chip Fires. 135 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:12,338 He resented this until he heard a knock at his office door. 136 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,340 In walked his new partner, 137 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:19,262 a drop-dead bombshell whose hair shone the blue black of a raven 138 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:22,598 with eyes the color of imperial jade. 139 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,518 This was a woman he could mentor-- 140 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,493 ...wing until she blossomed, 141 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:48,250 both as a fire investigator and as a sexual being, who simply... 142 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,197 Hello, Ezra. 143 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,548 What are you looking at? 144 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,141 Motherfucker... 145 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,270 - There you go. - Thank you. 146 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,604 - From the Division? - Yeah. Okay. 147 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,732 Yeah. If you know how beer league is, it's always tough. 148 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,484 It's always hectic. 149 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,362 But he hit a home run. 150 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,072 - No he didn't. Jim? - Well, yeah. He's really good. 151 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,742 Wow, he's a big deal. He's... 152 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,336 - Thanks a lot. Got 'em. - Got 'em? 153 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:03,677 Come on, let's go, Jag! Let's go! 154 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,098 - Teach! - Professor. 155 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,183 What are we celebrating? 156 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,602 I just got engaged! 157 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,146 Hey, what are we celebrating? 158 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,817 That's great. Congratulations, Jag! Very happy for you. 159 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,570 Thank you, Dave. Thank you. 160 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,114 Wow. 161 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,283 What's up with Cybulski and his crew, huh? 162 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,911 Posse. Not a crew. He has a posse. 163 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,747 And that group's like one of three. 164 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:35,708 They're gonna patrol the whole town, make sure we don't have a repeat of last year. 165 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,502 All those fires when we had the convention in-- 166 00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,921 Yeah. I remember. But we're not in Francona. 167 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,840 But what if it was one of us? 168 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:45,218 You don't really believe that, do ya? 169 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,512 I don't know. What if he was? 170 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,097 Then he was laughing at us. 171 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,768 So they're gonna catch him in the act? 172 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:56,021 Cybulski and his IQ of 95? 173 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,815 Yeah. That's the plan. 174 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,110 No one wants to be fucking humiliated again. 175 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,920 This open? 176 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,887 You've got a magnetic smile. 177 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,597 You're drunk. 178 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,224 Who isn't? 179 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,520 So what are you? 180 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,313 Firefighter? 181 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,442 Police officer? 182 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,153 Off-duty bartender? 183 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,036 Arson investigator. 184 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,372 And you? 185 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,833 Insurance adjuster. 186 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,086 So... 187 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:05,006 So, how long are we going to keep doing this? 188 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,091 Doing what? 189 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,095 Going back and forth until you mention your wife... 190 00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:12,680 or I mention my husband. 191 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,975 I was thinking another 30 seconds... 192 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,187 Buy you a drink? 193 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,398 Why? 194 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:25,777 Because this could be the start of a long friendship built on mutual respect. 195 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,240 I got enough friends. 196 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,955 How about we're just two strangers 197 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,876 who happened to sit next to each other at a shitty karaoke bar? 198 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,339 And what do these strangers talk about? 199 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,175 Anything. 200 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,009 Okay. 201 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,094 Yeah. 202 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,723 Then they go back to their separate lives. 203 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,894 Zero repercussions. 204 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,939 We're closing out. You coming? 205 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,023 Yeah. 206 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,275 - I gotta go. - Okay. 207 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,444 - Okay. - All right. 208 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:12,866 I'm Reba. 209 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,328 I'm Dave. 210 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,163 Okay. 211 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:29,006 When Maddox kissed her for the first time on the side of her neck, 212 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,592 she was instantly wet. 213 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:32,510 Fuck off. 214 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,096 Maddox didn't need a-- 215 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,681 Prick. 216 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,235 Hey. 217 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,696 Don't be ashamed. 218 00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,408 People blow tails all the time. 219 00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,577 What? You private? 220 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,456 Fuck. Shit. 221 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,670 This have anything to do with a motherfucker named Dave Gudsen 222 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,006 by any chance? 223 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,049 Why would you say that? 224 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:18,432 You're me. 225 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:22,685 I mean, you're not fucking me. I mean, you're definitely not fucking me. 226 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,062 I mean, but things could change, you never know, right? 227 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,939 Hope springs eternal. 228 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:31,570 But you're the metro cop assigned to the Umberland arson investigator, right? 229 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,281 Shit. That used to be my job. 230 00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:37,742 They got open container laws around here, I presume. 231 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:40,620 Yeah. They got all kinds of laws around here. 232 00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:43,749 Hey, why don't you just hop on over here? 233 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:50,380 I got a bag of vodka nips when I was dating this hot little flight attendant. 234 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,090 But don't worry, we weren't exclusive or anything. 235 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,343 Mr. Esposito. 236 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,679 Ezra. 237 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,892 Or Espo. Or sometimes, under the right circumstances, 238 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:05,895 - Ez. - I came to ask you about your partner. 239 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,105 I might stay to deal with your goddamn criminal activity. 240 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:12,777 Okay. Whoa, whoa. One thing at a time, honey, okay? 241 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,781 All right? So what do you want to know about Dave? 242 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,950 What's your opinion of him? 243 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,413 Well, you know I usually pride myself 244 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:28,042 on refraining from profanity around the ladies. 245 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:33,089 But not with this aunt-fucking, anal abscess of a human being 246 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:36,676 who should have his eyes plucked out and his balls cut off 247 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:39,346 and tossed in a punch bowl full of chlamydia. 248 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:42,808 Okay. 249 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,479 - That's a lot to process. - And if he's talking smack about me, 250 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,273 I'm telling you, he's gonna get got. 251 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:51,483 Turn your car off. 252 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:56,028 I have visual evidence of you participating in a revenge porn scheme. 253 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,780 Turn your goddamn car off. 254 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:01,659 You're confusing an artist here with a pervert, okay? 255 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,871 Not an uncommon mistake made by the small-minded though. 256 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,372 I assure you I'm not. 257 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,916 But what's this? 258 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,086 - "Lovegod Studios Inc."? - That's right. 259 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,964 If you want exquisite, high-quality digital video 260 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,383 of yourself having carnal relations, 261 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:21,013 with superior lighting and precise, yet tasteful angles 262 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,181 Ezra Esposito's your guy. 263 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:26,475 Am I expensive? You bet your ass. 264 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,312 Am I worth it? Damn straight. But no checks please. 265 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,813 You do realize that 266 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:36,611 the revenge porn and voyeurism laws are getting pretty intense nowadays. 267 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:39,405 First off, you don't have a warrant. 268 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,908 Secondly, this ain't your jurisdiction. 269 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:45,286 And, lastly, it wasn't revenge porn, okay? 270 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,788 The man's giving it to his wife for Christmas. 271 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:48,873 Okay. All right. 272 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:52,336 And have you shopped for your special someone this year already? 273 00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:56,590 Tell me why you hate this man so much. 274 00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:00,511 'Cause he got me fired, that's why. 275 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,347 For no goddamn reason except spite. 276 00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:05,556 And I liked my job. 277 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:10,020 - You literally shot yourself in the foot. - No. I was literally set up. 278 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:11,897 Why would he set you up? 279 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:15,943 'Cause I know he's an arsonist, that's why. 280 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:19,780 And you know it too. 281 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,331 - Sorry about the wait. - It went as... 282 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,042 Chicken plus combo. Enjoy. 283 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:46,473 What can I get you? 284 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,474 How you doing? 285 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,643 Good. What can I get you? 286 00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:53,438 French toast sticks and... 287 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,524 some Cajun tots. 288 00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:57,692 Anything else? 289 00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,193 And a cup of coffee. 290 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,279 Coffee. 291 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:03,531 All right. That'll be 16.95. Cash or card? 292 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:05,283 Okay. Card, honey. 293 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:06,660 You can swipe when you're ready. 294 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,375 Do you need a receipt? 295 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,919 No, baby. I don't need no receipt. 296 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,132 What do you like most about the job, Freddy? 297 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,260 Why do you wanna be a manager? 298 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:43,029 I'm telling you, he changed the trigger. 299 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:46,949 He changed out my trigger because the pull was always six pounds. 300 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:49,411 The way I like it. And then when I measured it after, 301 00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:51,663 it was less than three. 302 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:55,124 Yeah, but you never place your finger on the trigger 303 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,626 until you've acquired the target. 304 00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:58,878 Man, that's the most basic fucking rule, like... 305 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:02,049 Somebody once tell you that scolding was an attractive quality? 306 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,550 - 'Cause it's... - All right. Why... 307 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,303 Why do you think he's an arsonist? 308 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:07,930 Let's start there. 309 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,309 Right place, right time. 310 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,645 Too many times. 311 00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:19,775 A call comes in. Guess who's already in the neighborhood? 312 00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:22,944 Scene's burnt to a mother-loving crisp. 313 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:25,572 Guess who sniffs out the point of origin? 314 00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:27,658 So... 315 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:30,118 Good at his job. 316 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,246 Good at his job? 317 00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:38,292 I witnessed that douchebag find an inch-long incendiary device 318 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:41,712 that started a brush fire not once, not twice, 319 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,965 but 17 motherfucking times. 320 00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:45,299 - Okay, but... - That's not a guy 321 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,802 - who's good at finding shit. - Yes. 322 00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:50,179 That's a guy who put the shit there in the first fucking place. 323 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,557 But you are not proving it, Ezra. 324 00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:54,475 All right. Have you got better? Do tell. 325 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,061 I'm all ears. Come on. 326 00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:00,983 This motherfucker's writing a book. 327 00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:03,860 Fucking scuse me? 328 00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:08,906 It's about an arson investigator hunting down an arsonist. 329 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,909 Clearly based on fires that Dave has worked. 330 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,787 - Or set. - That part. 331 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,748 But then, of course, he can always claim it's "just fiction." 332 00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:18,834 Yep. 333 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:23,005 So, as of now, all we got is supposition. 334 00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:24,923 Yeah. 335 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,135 You know how much judges love that shit. 336 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:33,097 Point is, you plan. You organize. 337 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:36,268 You try to control your environment. 338 00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:39,980 That says there is no control. 339 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:46,944 You cannot contain that with a schedule or a PowerPoint presentation. 340 00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:50,823 That says, "Your order, meet my chaos. 341 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,159 And my chaos wins." 342 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:57,955 Unless your plan is better than chaos. 343 00:24:57,956 --> 00:24:59,958 Please look under your seats. 344 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:06,131 It is essential 345 00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:08,717 to always have 346 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:11,512 a plan. 347 00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:17,809 And yet, no plan beats chaos. 348 00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:26,400 Saw you drop a device in there when you thought no one was looking. 349 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,362 Did you turn off the overheads before your little stunt? 350 00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,239 Those fires were under control. 351 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,199 I thought there was no control. 352 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,451 I thought chaos wins. 353 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:42,376 What I am trying to do, as preamble, is define fire. 354 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:48,507 Fire is the release of heat and light due to oxidation during combustion. 355 00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:52,260 There, it's defined. 356 00:25:52,261 --> 00:25:55,222 Now do you have any data or practical techniques to discuss? 357 00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:00,768 Because you're not so much telling us things, as conflating fire, 358 00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:05,022 which is an impersonal elemental force, with the monster in a child's closet. 359 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,608 Yeah, that's your opinion. 360 00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:11,571 Maybe if you'd use science, not forensic-files-psycho-babble, 361 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:15,325 you'd have some leads on the guys torching your jurisdiction over the past two years. 362 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,620 I... Well, I... 363 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:23,500 Personally, peer-to-peer review and... 364 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:31,383 communication are two of the main reasons why I offer this presentation. 365 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:35,512 Or maybe because you like the sound of your own voice. 366 00:26:44,313 --> 00:26:46,064 Dave still charming? 367 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:53,155 Not sure I'd go that far, but he's likable somehow. 368 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,115 Likable? 369 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:58,493 That phony prick gave me hives. 370 00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:02,623 Careful, don't let him in your head. 371 00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:05,375 Oh, please. 372 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:07,418 World's full of Daves. 373 00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:11,422 These mediocre nothings who feel they're owed the spoils 374 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:13,634 'cause they're born male and pale. 375 00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:17,638 And once things don't work out for baby, 376 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:21,016 baby tries to burn the whole goddamn world down. 377 00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:23,393 That's not the kinda guy that gets in my head. 378 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:27,356 Well, you're taking him too lightly. 379 00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:29,066 Not at all. 380 00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:34,571 His goddamn tantrums hurt people. 381 00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:38,074 Those aren't tantrums. 382 00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:39,326 You know what I mean. 383 00:27:41,578 --> 00:27:42,871 You don't know Dave. 384 00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:53,799 Hey, can I get three shots of Cuervo, my sister? Back to back. 385 00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:56,844 She's driving. 386 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,473 Hey. By the way, you got blow on ya? 387 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:03,683 Come on, man. I'm a cop. 388 00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:07,396 Yeah, so was I. It's a job not a moral rebirth. Relax. 389 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,899 Whole town's bone dry. 390 00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,362 God, I miss having access to an evidence room. 391 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:21,326 You missed my presentation. 392 00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:24,371 Burn patterns went long. 393 00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:27,833 And I had to take a call. 394 00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:31,420 Work or personal? 395 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:34,548 What do you think? 396 00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:39,428 Does he make you happy? 397 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,141 I love him. 398 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:47,186 It works. 399 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:50,105 We work. 400 00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:56,195 But you're not happy. 401 00:28:57,571 --> 00:28:58,780 Is anyone? 402 00:28:59,865 --> 00:29:00,866 Sure. 403 00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:04,119 Kids. 404 00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:06,580 Dogs. 405 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:09,082 I could go on. 406 00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:12,878 Can't be happy all the time. 407 00:29:16,173 --> 00:29:21,720 Maybe the best you can be is content. 408 00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:26,183 What does that even mean? 409 00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:31,772 Just fine all of the time. 410 00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:35,776 Do you believe that? 411 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:37,986 Some people do. 412 00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:43,492 And these people... 413 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:48,120 they wake up in the morning, they brush their teeth, 414 00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:51,208 take a shower with subpar water pressure and they feel... 415 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:55,796 - fine. - Uh-huh. 416 00:29:59,091 --> 00:30:02,468 Around noon, they eat a soggy turkey wrap and talk to their co-worker 417 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:06,264 about all-inclusive vacations they'll never go on, 418 00:30:06,265 --> 00:30:08,182 and they feel fine about that too? 419 00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:09,351 That's right. 420 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,771 Then they go home. 421 00:30:15,399 --> 00:30:18,443 I bet that's where it starts to get really interesting. 422 00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:23,323 Clearance rack loungewear. 423 00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:27,411 Low-calorie meal in the microwave. 424 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:33,250 - And then they look in the mirror... - Yeah. 425 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:37,379 They think to themselves, "This is fine." 426 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,175 "I'm just fine." 427 00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:48,431 And it goes on like that all day, every day. 428 00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:53,854 Just one long dial-tone till the day they die. 429 00:30:58,108 --> 00:31:02,529 So, if it's all fine... 430 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:11,663 what is the difference between being alive and being dead? 431 00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:17,127 Nothing. 432 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:24,801 Nothing. 433 00:31:27,304 --> 00:31:30,891 Some people, they like consistency. 434 00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:41,944 You are not some people. 435 00:32:12,391 --> 00:32:15,644 Where's your current one? 436 00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:21,858 No more. No more dogs for me. 437 00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:23,110 No? 438 00:32:25,112 --> 00:32:27,739 So you think you know your partner, huh? 439 00:32:30,868 --> 00:32:32,159 Well, let me show you something. 440 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,620 This was after working together for a year. 441 00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:37,666 Told me it was an initiation. 442 00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:41,170 I can't watch that shit again. 443 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:43,588 Empty, for sure? 444 00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:47,718 Yeah, for sure. Come on. Live the dream. Watch the world burn. 445 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:54,016 Fuck, yeah. Watch that world burn. 446 00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:02,065 Oh, shit. 447 00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:08,447 The fuck? 448 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,116 Hey, you said it was empty. 449 00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:13,827 Goddamn it. 450 00:33:15,704 --> 00:33:17,623 Goddamn. Fuck. 451 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:20,626 Oh, shit. 452 00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:25,339 Shit. 453 00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:28,132 Fuck. 454 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:29,551 What the fuck? 455 00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:33,846 Hey. 456 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:35,598 You sick fuck. 457 00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:37,518 What the fuck did you do, man? 458 00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:39,561 What the fuck is wrong with you? 459 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:46,485 Dave told me the place was a bank repo that had been abandoned for months. 460 00:33:47,402 --> 00:33:48,612 But he knew. 461 00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:51,323 Oh, yeah. 462 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:53,367 He knew. 463 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:56,119 He knew all along. 464 00:35:42,935 --> 00:35:46,313 - This isn't happening. - Just keep going. Come on. 465 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:52,778 Let's go into the bed. 466 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:56,990 Why? 467 00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:06,500 You know, I got a pill down in my room. 468 00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:09,586 Five years of marriage, Dave. 469 00:36:10,128 --> 00:36:11,755 You never needed a pill for me. 470 00:36:12,881 --> 00:36:13,923 It's not you. 471 00:36:13,924 --> 00:36:17,552 Role-play, maybe. But never... Never a pill. 472 00:36:17,553 --> 00:36:19,096 I just got distracted. 473 00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:22,516 By what? 474 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:29,398 My presentation. 475 00:36:30,774 --> 00:36:34,361 Some bitch interrupted it. 476 00:36:43,912 --> 00:36:45,330 She embarrassed you. 477 00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:52,337 - Thought you weren't there. - I lied. 478 00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:55,632 I didn't want to ruin our night. 479 00:36:58,343 --> 00:36:59,595 I wasn't embarrassed. 480 00:37:03,557 --> 00:37:08,437 Why don't you just admit that she got under your skin? 481 00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:14,233 She didn't. 482 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:18,238 You're just an old-school guy with zero insecurities. 483 00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:20,908 How the hell is this my fault? 484 00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:25,369 Because your ego, it is so fragile that your dick, 485 00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:29,750 it goes soft from the memory of a disagreement with a woman. 486 00:37:30,626 --> 00:37:31,960 There she is. 487 00:37:33,712 --> 00:37:35,547 There's my ex-wife. 488 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:39,718 Why don't you play the hits, huh? 489 00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:44,515 Next up from Reba Daniels is "Raging Narcissist." 490 00:37:49,478 --> 00:37:50,645 This isn't fun for me anymore. 491 00:37:50,646 --> 00:37:51,812 - No? - No. 492 00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:53,981 You should try chasing around a middle-aged woman 493 00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:56,443 and pretending she still looks 25. 494 00:38:04,409 --> 00:38:05,869 You're so small. 495 00:38:13,168 --> 00:38:14,711 Don't be here when I get out. 496 00:39:18,817 --> 00:39:23,947 No, no, no. 497 00:39:39,588 --> 00:39:41,131 Thank you. Here's your bag. 498 00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:43,383 You have a good night. 499 00:39:48,597 --> 00:39:50,057 Hi. How are you? 500 00:39:51,433 --> 00:39:52,518 Thank you. 501 00:42:59,454 --> 00:43:00,873 Motherf... 502 00:43:01,707 --> 00:43:02,875 Fuck. 503 00:43:11,592 --> 00:43:13,135 You did not die. 504 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,241 God damn. 505 00:43:56,053 --> 00:43:57,304 You stayed. 506 00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:02,267 Oh, shit. I got you now. 507 00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:04,685 I know you, girlfriend. 508 00:44:04,686 --> 00:44:06,562 I fucking know you. 509 00:44:06,563 --> 00:44:07,981 You know me? 510 00:44:08,774 --> 00:44:09,983 You're a knight. 511 00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:13,653 You're lit. 512 00:44:13,654 --> 00:44:17,114 Well, that may be, but you're still a knight. 513 00:44:17,115 --> 00:44:22,328 'Cause you got the helmet, the armor and the stick up your ass, 514 00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:28,335 but you don't leave people in the shit. 515 00:44:29,044 --> 00:44:30,295 No, you don't. 516 00:44:32,589 --> 00:44:35,008 What'd you think? I was gonna aspirate or something? 517 00:44:35,968 --> 00:44:37,928 - Yeah. - Yeah. 518 00:44:40,430 --> 00:44:42,891 Well, I didn't. 519 00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:46,310 All right, buddy. 520 00:44:46,311 --> 00:44:50,690 Well, just make sure you get on that liver transplant list, okay? 521 00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:52,859 - I'll see you later. - Hey, where are you going? 522 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,068 It's daytime. 523 00:44:54,069 --> 00:44:58,197 Oh, come on. Oh, shit. Wait. Hold up. 524 00:44:58,198 --> 00:45:00,199 No, wait. Wait. 525 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,701 - I'm coming with you. - Go inside. 526 00:45:01,702 --> 00:45:03,870 You're fucking green, man. Like, just stay inside. 527 00:45:03,871 --> 00:45:07,082 Oh, fuck. Fuck. Shit. 528 00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:11,295 Sh... Fucking shit. 529 00:45:14,590 --> 00:45:19,261 Look, I got kids. And they hate me. 530 00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:23,139 I got ex-wives. It's pretty much the same. 531 00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:25,684 Can't remember the last friend I made either. 532 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:28,187 You know why I lost all that shit? 533 00:45:29,813 --> 00:45:30,813 The job. 534 00:45:30,814 --> 00:45:31,940 Yeah, the job. 535 00:45:32,566 --> 00:45:33,609 The job. 536 00:45:34,526 --> 00:45:36,612 And he fucking took that from me. 537 00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:43,118 I'll balance the ledger. 538 00:45:45,495 --> 00:45:48,957 Listen, if he sees you as a threat, he already found your weakness. 539 00:46:17,319 --> 00:46:18,653 Yeah, Harv. 540 00:46:18,654 --> 00:46:20,863 Your asshole charbroiled a husband and wife. 541 00:46:20,864 --> 00:46:22,491 Used six milk jugs. 542 00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,201 And these weren't Trolley Town kills either, Dave. 543 00:46:25,202 --> 00:46:27,495 It's a white couple in Crawford. 544 00:46:27,496 --> 00:46:29,081 The wife was a doctor. 545 00:46:29,748 --> 00:46:31,624 Crawford's not our jurisdiction. 546 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:32,918 Well, I'm aware of that. 547 00:46:33,502 --> 00:46:37,255 Could be our arsonist grew so tired of your inability to catch him 548 00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:40,050 that he traveled to find a more worthy adversary. 549 00:46:40,551 --> 00:46:41,551 Six milk jugs? 550 00:46:41,552 --> 00:46:45,222 This fucking couple was on date night. The kids were with Grandma, so... 551 00:46:45,806 --> 00:46:48,891 Fuckwad didn't kill two kids just by sheer luck. 552 00:46:48,892 --> 00:46:52,771 It's led the seven o'clock, all three channels, okay? 553 00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:56,190 Crawford arson investigators wanna pick your brain 554 00:46:56,191 --> 00:46:58,193 when you can get there, so get there. 555 00:46:58,777 --> 00:47:00,863 And fill your partner in. 556 00:47:01,864 --> 00:47:02,990 Sure. 557 00:47:04,116 --> 00:47:05,366 I'll shut him down, Harv. 558 00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:07,536 Fuck else would you say, Dave? 559 00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:13,749 {\an8}Our top story this morning. 560 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:17,170 {\an8}A devastating house fire in Crawford has left two dead. 561 00:47:17,171 --> 00:47:20,131 Authorities are still investigating the cause of the blaze. 562 00:47:20,132 --> 00:47:21,799 The fire, which broke out last night, 563 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,510 has drawn a heavy response from local fire departments 564 00:47:24,511 --> 00:47:27,013 and raised concerns for nearby residents. 565 00:47:27,014 --> 00:47:29,516 Catherine Smith is on the scene. 566 00:47:30,142 --> 00:47:32,602 - Thank you, Robert... - Six fucking jugs. 567 00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,520 ...in the outskirts of Crawford, where this home behind me... 568 00:47:34,521 --> 00:47:36,481 And you left your territory to do it. 569 00:47:37,816 --> 00:47:41,027 ...to the scene after receiving reports of a blaze, and firefighters... 570 00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:42,445 It's personal, my man. 571 00:47:42,446 --> 00:47:44,239 ...prevent the blaze from spreading. 572 00:48:26,990 --> 00:48:28,241 ...just never know. 573 00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:31,577 The Sandersons didn't know when they took their grandson 574 00:48:31,578 --> 00:48:36,332 into a hardware store after buying him a "stipachio" ice cream 575 00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:41,797 that the boy and Mrs. Sanderson would never walk back out alive. 576 00:48:43,257 --> 00:48:48,595 I'm gonna feel The sweet light of heaven 577 00:48:49,805 --> 00:48:54,058 Shining down its light on me 578 00:48:54,059 --> 00:48:58,730 One sweet day One sweet day I will feel it 579 00:48:59,648 --> 00:49:02,985 And before anyone could ever question the cause of the fire, 580 00:49:03,569 --> 00:49:08,323 he would, as part of his job, declare it an accident. 581 00:49:08,949 --> 00:49:10,826 A fault in the electrical. 582 00:49:19,418 --> 00:49:24,089 He would, as part of his job, declare it an accident. 583 00:49:24,756 --> 00:49:26,592 A fault in the electrical. 584 00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:32,306 When I'm back on my feet again 585 00:49:34,766 --> 00:49:38,854 When I'm back on my feet again 586 00:49:40,898 --> 00:49:45,235 I'll walk proud down that street again 587 00:49:47,029 --> 00:49:51,533 And they'll all look at me again 588 00:49:53,243 --> 00:49:56,788 And they'll know that I'm strong 589 00:49:57,372 --> 00:49:58,540 Oh 590 00:49:59,249 --> 00:50:03,128 And I'm not gonna crawl 591 00:50:16,266 --> 00:50:18,644 Oh, my God. Someone call 911. 592 00:50:26,485 --> 00:50:27,903 Did you see what happened? 593 00:50:34,368 --> 00:50:35,494 Oh, my God.